There is nothing you have to.

　　我不想和你吵

　　I'm not going to argue with you.

　　清醒以后把你的车开走

　　You can come and collect your car when you're sober.

　　你开玩笑吧 我是说 你不能没收我的车钥匙

　　You're being ridiculous. I mean, you cannot confiscate my car key.

　　你竟敢侮辱我的智商

　　Do not dare to insult my intelligence!

　　你妈那么爱你 你明明知道

　　Now your mother loves you very much. You know that.

　　说不定什么时候她就...

　　But for whatever time she has left to her...

　　如果今后还是这副样子来看你妈

　　If you ever, ever come to see your mother in this state again,

　　我连大门都不会让你进

　　I will not let you in the house.

　　直接把门摔在你的脸上 现在 走

　　I will close the door in your face. Now...Go.

　　你不在家啊 刚想起来 你今晚有个约会

　　You're not there. I just remembered you're on a hot date tonight.

　　我打的太晚了 收到留言后给我回电好吗

　　I'm too late. Okay, can you call me when you get this?

　　我想找个人说说话 不是找个人 就想和你说

　　It's just I need to speak to someone. Not someone. You.