Ioriginallyboughtdumplingstogiveyou,andmadeashortmessagetoyou,butthethievesgotyourphone,dear,wejumpwithJiangZemin!

我原来是买了粽子要送你的，并且发了短消息给你，但小偷拿了你的手机，亲爱的，我们一起跳江吧!

thedayIpackdumplingsintheirownhands,weshouldseeagoodpackage,butIdonotknowforalongtimewhatpointpackageofmeatintothegood.UntilIsuddenlysawyou,IdecidedtopackitintothepointsZhuTourou.

我那天在自己动手包粽子，眼看就要包好了，可是我找了半天也不知道包点什么肉进去的好。直到我突然看见了你，我决定就包点猪头肉进去吧。

IheardduringtheDragonBoatFestivalthisyear,outofastrange,Iwasjustpassingthrough,butIdonotthinkIsaweverything:thepigactuallyreallylikepeopleholdingmobilephonetextmessagesareread!

听说今年端午节期间出了个怪事，我当时正好路过，但我不相信我所见到的一切：那只猪居然真地像人一样拿着手机正在看短信!

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DragonTelecomtestnewfeatures,thismonthforfree,pleaseclickanyofthenumberkeystotestyourIQ......TestyourIQbyzero.Haha

我是粽叶你是米,一层一层裹住你,你是牙齿我是米,香香甜甜粘住你,粽有多少米,我有多想你,记得给我发信息,不然粽子噎住你!

Iambambooleavesyourrice,layerbylayerwrappedaroundyou,youaremyteeth,rice,savorysweetstickyou,howmuchricedumpling,howmuchIthinkyou,remembertogivemeinformation,ordumplingschokeliveyou!