搞笑的英语个性签名大全一

1,encounteredinthewildsnakehowtodo?Don'tpanic,withagentlesmile,anumbrellaup,PtendingtobeXuXian.

2,examination,inPparationfortheexaminationpapertowritefull"Baidusearch,you'llsee"madteacher.

3,mymothersaid:evenjealousandfilledwithdrinksoysaucelike,cannotletotherslookdownon.

In4,Iwantedtogivelifeakiss,butrealitygavemetwoslaps,yousayinreturn,Icannotkickinghim?

5,theQingmingFestival,thisyearthestudentsputafalsetruenoteasy,evenonholidayswiththeancestorsoflight.

6,thereistwowordshurtasmillionnetbug,school.

7,chemistry,thechemistryteacherasked:"ifyourhomegasleak,howtodo?",don'tpanic,somecigarettes,calmdown.

8,bigauntlikeashtoowolf,gotheretocallasentence,Iwillbeback.

9,IlikeConan,haveawalkandletpeoplediewherespirit.

10,gotobedatnoontheautomaticreplyas'and'students,resultsandithadachatatnoon.

1、在野外遇到蛇怎么办?不要惊慌，面带温润的笑容撑起一把伞，假装是许仙。

2、考试，准备在卷子上写满“百度一下，你就知道”气死阅卷老师。